heathyr:

heathyr:

i just said “my brother in christ” at work and if i’m not careful with my spoken memes, some people are gonna start thinking i’m christian

connorroyreputationera:

mary magdalene: jesus has risen from the dead!

thomas: no he hasn’t.

jesus:

pwesident:

pwesident:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

thearchermp3:

i don’t think humans are inherently bad i just don’t. once i posted about how i can’t ever get poached eggs right and someone took time out of their day to send me tips on how to make them. they used their finite time on this planet to teach me how to poach an egg with no motivation other than helping a stranger have a better breakfast and if that isn’t proof humanity is worth saving i don’t know what is

imposterogers:

mads babe just say jared leto

ashstfu:

dailyflicks:

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST
2006, dir. Gore Verbinski

ofwelshkings:

it might seem like my whole life revolves around fictional characters but yes it does

onceandalwaysenglishmajor:

Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.

justlookatthosesausages:

Hogwarts Legacy — Common Rooms

mr-system-of-a-downer:

So the cake is-

The cake is a l-

shimmervee:

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight